June 20, 2019

Listomania: Best Ways to Study for Midterms

posted on: Thursday October 18, 2018

Repeatedly slam your notebook against your head

Cry on the library couch for 30 minutes and then fall asleep

Eat your feelings out in Ray

Look at “Help Wanted” ads for when you drop out

Fill out a Change of Major form

Read your friends’ papers so you don’t have to write your own

Go to your professor’s office hours to bribe your way to an “A”

Netflix and “Study”

Reserve a room in Ryan for 48 hours

Download a virus onto your computer and say it was hacked

Go home and “forget to bring your homework”

Watch an episode of The Office for every page you read

Create a Spotify study playlist

Watch Vine compilations for research

Just Give Up

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