November 20, 2018

Listomania: I Wish I Wrote My College Essay About…

posted on: Thursday November 1, 2018

Getting my first library card

When my grandmother got run over by a reindeer

When I shot my brother (with a BB gun)

The time I tripped up the stairs in front of my crush

When I dropped my box of pizza at 2 am

Getting bullied by TSA

That time Stacy was a complete biatch

My stint in juvie

How Legally Blonde made me think I could be a college graduate

Committing petty theft by stealing the bowl of candy on Halloween

First time I learned how to make toast

I remember the day I was born

The day I got free soda

How Mean Girls changed my life

The time I got gum out of my hair

When I went through my hipster phase

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