October 24, 2020

Listomania: Things Heard on Campus

posted on: Thursday November 19, 2015

  • “She’s like a seven, but she smells so nice all the time, so she’s like a nine.”
  • “She can start a blog.”
  • “LASER JESUS!!!!!”
  • “No pants until it snows.”
  • “Hail Satan, right?” (nudge nudge)
  • “They tell us of sugar free bubble gum.”
  • “The noise levels of the library are like Dante’s Divine Comedy.”
  • “I’d rather die than work in the phone room.”
  • “I’d have to go around licking every door knob to get meningitis.”
  • “McPhail’s cut me off after one beer. ONE! BEER!”
  • “I’m going to Hell.”*
  • “I just worked out. I deserve this pizza.”
  • “Text him to see if he has any alcohol left…”

*This was said at 8:30 a.m.

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