by The Cowl Editor on September 14, 2017
Features
Built a New Dorm
Renovated Aquinas
Paid Adjuncts
Exterminated Mice
Spent More on Lawn Care
Built a Petting Zoo
Spent More Money on Student Health
Updated The Cowl Office
Brought in Edible Food
Fixed Utilities in General
Created More Student Parking
Cloned Kris Dunn
Built a Zipline to Downtown Providence
Bought More Treadmills
Literally Anything Else