by Portfolio Co-Editor on October 4, 2018
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Update your Waze app so you don’t get lost on the way to China
Hang out with some girls names Nina, Pinta, and Maria
Dress like it’s 1492
Update Columbus’ Wikipedia page
Pay reparations to the Native American people
Petition to change the day’s name
Celebrate Leif Erikson Day early
Take credit for others’ hard work
Fuel the Flat-Earth movement
Discover a world that’s already been discovered
Rip out the Christopher Columbus pages in your textbook
Sail the ocean blue
Go to class anyway
*This is a satirical list that does not reflect the views of Providence College or The Cowl.