September 26, 2020

Posts from "Portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    December 6th

    by Konner Jebb ’16 Portfolio Staff Our Christmas is not snow, whispering fires, nor the ethereal 13-foot fraser firs of our childhoods. It is not tables layered in relatives and hors d’oeuvres, gifts eternal, “Jingle Bells” humming from hidden stereos……

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    “Good Christian, fear…”

    by Jonathan Coppe ’18 Portfolio Staff Upon a night of howling wind So shrill the savage wolf would quake To hear it moaning so I went To greet the darkened solemn streets And feel the stinging bite of snow. When…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    One Gift for Christmas

    by Chennah Sharpe ’17 Portfolio Staff Mary had her child, Brit got engaged, and an American children’s choir sang Merry Christmas to the wounded victims and families of France. Fourteen Seaside Road, Melanie looked back and forth between the television…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    Comic: How the Cup Stole Christmas!

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    Festivus Airing of Grievances

    In addition to Christmas this year, the Portfolio Staff participated in an ancient holiday dating all the way back to the ’90s when it first aired on the show Seinfeld: FESTIVUS!  Fesitvus is celebrated with an unadorned aluminum pole, feats…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    Elf Union Demands

    We, the elves of the North Pole, have been mistreated for far too long. Here follows our requirements to continue working in this environment: More cookie breaks Almond milk for vegans Freedom to become dentists More face time with the…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    Letters to Santa 2015

    Dear Santa, I wish that the green light could be closer so I could finally grasp it. Yes, I realize there is symbolism present when I reach for it, but I must look like an utter fool extending my hand…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    Listomania: CHRISTMAS EDITION

    Things You Asked Santa for and Never Got Pony Puppy Barbie Jeep Dirtbike Baby Alive Robo-Sapien A 4.0 GPA Baby Sloth Real Life Pikachu Real Life Lightsaber Laser Sharks Lifetime Subscription to The Cowl 93-inch Teddy Bear   Rejected Toy Ideas…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.10, 2015

    Tiff and Earl: Secret Santa Struggles

    Disclaimer The Tiffany & Earl feature is a satirized account of Providence College. Both the question and answers are purely works of fiction. Tiffany & Earl are anti-heroes whose comments ultimately satirize the stereotypes they each represent. Dear Tiff and…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.03, 2015

    A Face in the Crowd

    by Marisa Gonzalez ’18 Portfolio Staff Dark, cold: a dismal life. The concrete rug of her home provides no comfort, just memories and reminders, reminders that she is useless and once had it all but now has this hard rug.…

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