Category: Portfolio

Listomania: Better Transportation for PC Security

Golf Carts Horse & Buggy Bumper Cars Amusement Park Choo-Choo Train Segways Ziplines Tandem Bikes Heelys BatmobileTM Hoverboards Food Trucks (For Undercover Jobs) Cable Cars Budweiser Clydesdales Exercise Balls Pogo Sticks A Subway Through Lower Campus Tunnels Magic Carpet from Aladdin Sketchers Shape-UpsTM Razor Scooters Chariot Pulled by Friar Dom & Huxley Dragons

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Brake for Moose

by Mark Fairchild ’20

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Mirror

by Julia Zygiel ’19 I look into the mirror, my nose centimeters from touching the glass frosted with my breath. I try to spot what he sees in my eyes. A storm? Perhaps. I study the edge of a scar that eternally creeps towards my tear duct, a finger of lightning that is always a […]

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God’s Nationality

by Jessica Polanco ’20 I thought I had it all figured out—until I figured it out. I was only about twelve years old when I met Aylin. Her demeanor was that of an older woman who’d just finished dying her white hair to black just so her wisdom wouldn’t show so much. Aylin was twelve, […]

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Tiff & Earl

Dear Tiff and Earl, Okay, I’m in the shower, and the fire alarm goes off. What are my options? Sincerely, Slipping in Suds   Dear Slippery on Life, Stay in the shower. The water should protect you…right? Unless you feel like streaking across the entire campus, in which case, be my guest. Either way, I can’t […]

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these words will not write themselves

by Sam Ward ’21 each sentiment rises and falls as if the moon inspires but these are brain waves living, breathing, decaying eternal in space, ethereal in time a reprieve from continuity complacent thoughts comatose it’s perfection or insanity and these thoughts will drive you mad so spill black and blue blood spelling out spirit […]

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Tiff & Earl

Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your ideal fall date? -Hungry for love not pumpkins   Dear Forever Starving for Love, My ideal fall date would be jumping in bug-infested piles of leaves and getting pumpkin guts all over me while carving scary faces into them. Fall is just my favorite season, can’t you tell? Ugh, […]

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Listomania: Things to “Snap” Sodexo*

A picture of my undercooked chicken “Cheating on Ray with Take3” A picture of my own cooking “Where’s the hot chocolate?” A picture of Dot looking sad at the changes in Ray A face-swapped picture with the cockroach sitting next to me A picture of my secret Tupperware full of stolen food A picture of […]

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Ban ICE

by Mark Fairchild ’20

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Summer’s Goodbye

by Erin Venuti ’20 With September brings the last goodbyes of summer, The last marshmallow toasted, Farewell photos posted Of what you’ll leave behind. With September brings the first greetings of autumn, New tales to tell And new stories to live. Novel characters featured in contemporary classics. With September brings the pressure, The preoccupation, And […]

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