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by Sam Pellman ’20 Today was the day. The day she’d leave her home for three months and never look back. Well, not really. This also wasn’t just leaving for college; she was a junior after all. No, this was different. Instead of returning to her beloved campus she’d missed all summer long, she […]
by Marisa Gonzalez ’18 White walls surrounded him, cared for him, gave him a home. It had been three years since Ian Michael Emerson was admitted into the Rockville Mental Institution. It had been two years since he started art therapy. No one was really sure what was wrong with him. Ever since the […]
by Marelle Hipolito ’21 i ate some fried chicken yesterday it tasted good to eat my worries away i saw my friend in the hallway but i hit a locker and it took my breath away i went to stats we had a happy frappy made me realize that my life was so crappy […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, Kylo Ren: hot or not? Sincerely, Definitely Not Finn Dear Finn, Ya know, if Kylo Ren was a girl, I would call him a “butter face,” or “but her face.” His body is so hot. Like sooooo hot. His face is… eh. So I guess he’s a “but his face?” […]
Naptime Through the Ages Historical Accuracy of Game of Thrones The Science of Chicken McNuggets The Study of the Torch Raunchy Greek Art Development of Eastern Civilization The Rise of Dunkin’ Donuts History of Dentistry Pets in the Ancient World The Art of Sodexo Harry Potter and the Allegory of the Cave History of Azeroth […]
by Erin Lucey ’20 I never knew I was afraid But when the lights dimmed, the darkness stayed. Did it happen all at once? Or was I simply unaware Until I suddenly awoke and could find nothing there. I remember the light, And the colors that screamed with fearless delight. But the memories […]
by Kiley McMahon ’20 As the tears fall from my solemn blue eyes, and as the children stroll on by, their guardians look at me, for they know my secret. Their lingering stares melt my mind, for they are truly forever engrained. The lifeless soul looks back at me, as I relive […]