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by The Cowl Editor on September 8, 2022

Features

Worst Things To Hear During Syllabus Week

• “We’ll start class today with a quiz/pop quiz”
• “I don’t like to give out As”
• “Okay class, let’s take out the reading!”
• “No unexcused absences”
• “We won’t have breaks during class” (it’s a marathon class)
• “The final for this class will count for over half of your grade”
• “Attendance is required for this class”
• “No tech”
• “There’s gonna be a final paper and exam”
• “Barely anybody has passed this class before”
• “I will be cold calling”
• “Participation is worth 40% of your final grade”
• “Let’s do an ice breaker”