by The Cowl Editor on November 30, 2017
Features
Consume all the Soft Serve in Ray
Binge-Watch Netflix*
Go Black Friday Shopping on a Scooter
Visit a Chocolate Buffet
Marry a Haven Brother
Boycott the Gym
Listen to Justin Bieber…or Chris Brown
Procrastinate, With Subsequent All-Nighters
Kälteen Bars
Door-to-Door Christmas Parties
Leftover Halloween Candy
Double-Fried Turkey
Try all Starbucks Holiday Drinks, in Venti
*while binge-eating