by The Cowl Editor on November 30, 2018
Features
Cuddle with squirrels for warmth
Wear a ski mask
Stand inside the Calabria Torch
Put hot chocolate into your veins via IV
Buy a $500 jacket in the bookstore
Become cold-blooded
Ask your professors to cancel class in the spirit of Christmas
Burn your purchased textbooks for warmth
Admit defeat and accept Lucifer as your savior
Wear combat boots to class
Transfer to a college in the South
Email FixIt for the thousandth time to get your heat turned on
Read The Cowl by the fire in the Great Room (shameless plug)