by The Cowl Editor on April 12, 2018
Features
How to Sneak Out of Class to Get Starbucks
How to Make Up for Not Participating
How to Avoid Getting Called On
How to Scan Sparknotes/Shmoop 10 Minutes Before Seminar
How to Bullshit
How to Not Read and Still Pass
How to Pretend You’re Interested in a Very Boring Topic
How to Write Papers the Night Before They’re Due
How to Identify a Quote from a Book You Didn’t Read
How to “Know Thyself”
How to Shop Online During Class
How to Forge a Doctor’s Note
How to Turn 100 Pages of Reading into One Page of Notes
How to Deal with Failure