by The Cowl Editor on February 14, 2019
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I Googled how to slow dance
You smell different when you’re awake
You remind me of (insert family member here)
We would make cute kids together
You look better than usual
I love you (#thankunext)
I get sweaty when I look at you
Have you put on weight?
I liked your pictures online better
My other personalities and I think you’re cute
My mom said I should talk to you
I think we are cousins
I accidentally swiped right
I knew you were the one from the moment I heard your voice on Xbox live