by The Cowl Editor on October 19, 2017
Features
Shopping Spree (i.e. a bottle of wine and Amazon Prime)
Dip in the Koi Pond
Eat Donuts
Bungee Jump Off of the Torch
Start Studying for Finals
Prescription Drugs
Drop Out
Binge the Show Leaving Netflix Next Week
Look at Transfer Applications
Ignore Calls from Home
Make a Voodoo Doll of Your Professor
See if the Add/Drop Period is Still Open
Form a Support Group
Go on a “Rate My Professor” Tirade
Seek Counseling
*The Cowl neither supports nor endorses these suggestions…except the one with the donuts.