Listomania: Worst Times To Have Fire Drills

by The Cowl Editor on November 4, 2021

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Worst Times To Have Fire Drills

During my shower
In the middle of a midterm
During a Zoom class
7 a.m. on a Sunday morning
Ten minutes before my paper is due…I still have two paragraphs to write
When you’re in the middle of a good dream
Three a.m.
When I’m cramming for finals
In the middle of doing the crossword in The Cowl
When you’re testing out your new microwave…oh wait, you’re probably the one who set it off
Right before you get to the punchline of your funny story
Halfway through the last season of You
In the middle of my chem lab (did I turn the Bunsen burner off?)