February 24, 2020

Below, a guide for writing a love poem to your sweetheart (or boogabear, snookems, or tootsie wootsie)

posted on: Friday February 14, 2020

A pile of rose petals

Photo courtesy of pexels.com

by Sam Ward ’21

To better understand love and its treasures,
You must first reexamine your loyalty to vices.
You are not ready to love unless you take the right measures.
Would you keep caffeine in the A.M. if Starbucks raised its prices?

Wag your finger to rom-coms, even Paul Rudd ones.
Love has no place for a man who makes silly puns.
Say no to chocolate in bed, sugar for breakfast.
To forgo these things is to keep your heart the freshest.

A rose is still a rose, if you detest it,
And a bed full of petals is no place to rest in.
Flowery poetry makes you look like a sap,
Now say, “Valentine’s Day is crap!”

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