December 13, 2017

Listomania: Best Ways to Increase Your Holiday Weight Gain

Consume all the Soft Serve in Ray

Binge-Watch Netflix*

Go Black Friday Shopping on a Scooter

Visit a Chocolate Buffet

Marry a Haven Brother

Boycott the Gym

Listen to Justin Bieber…or Chris Brown

Procrastinate, With Subsequent All-Nighters

Kälteen Bars

Door-to-Door Christmas Parties

Leftover Halloween Candy

Double-Fried Turkey

Try all Starbucks Holiday Drinks, in Venti

*while binge-eating

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