April 21, 2019

Tiff and Earl

posted on: Thursday April 4, 2019

Dear Tiff and Earl

My week was uneventful, how was yours?

Curiously,
George

 

Dear George,

My week was the same as most weeks. Monday, I caught and cooked up a king crab. Tuesday, I fought a super villain and saved Metropolis. Wednesday, I was shot out of a cannon. Thursday, I cooked scones. And Friday, I danced with Earl.

Best,
Tiff

 

Dear Man in the Yellow Hat,

I’ve been spending some time out of the country lately. It’s nice to get off campus after seeing so many obnoxious Instagram posts of other PC students abroad. I’ve realized it isn’t that great, though, so I’m heading home. Turns out that everything still costs money even when you’re not worried about Friar Bucks, PC Cash, or PC Prints.

Poorly,
Earl

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