by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2017

Christmas

• Get a tan
• Eat more than I did on Thanksgiving
• Get my “merry” on
• Pass finals
• Play (and probably lose) a drinking game with my aunt
• Get drunk off of virgin eggnog
• Actually enjoy my family
• To not talk politics at the dinner table
• Avoid the physical labor of outdoor decorating
• Read Joe Biden’s book
• Make one last snowman before #GlobalWarming
• Watch every Hallmark Christmas movie ever
• Memorize all the lines from Elf
• Eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as I possibly can
• Snuggle with some cats
• Get my sister/mother a gift she’ll actually like
• Get Trump off Twitter
• Have money in my account after all this is over