Tag: Community College Hopeful
Listomania: Ways to Get Accepted into College
by The Cowl Editor on March 21, 2019
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Cure cancer
Join a fake crew team
Sell your soul
Have your parents get a second job at the college
Create your own college
Live in a tent on campus and go to classes until they give you a degree
Know a guy
Become a prodigy
Ask Lori Loughlin for advice
Lower your expectations
Get hit by a car while visiting campus
Donate the Torch
Be a well-rounded student-athlete with an amazing resume, extracurriculars, and a good personality, and hope that is enough