by The Cowl Editor on September 26, 2019

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Written my memoir

Gone to class

Proposed my thesis

Gotten out of bed

Applied to graduate school

Taken the LSAT

Declared my major

Been to Slavin 108

Learned how to make toast

Seen any Quentin Tarantino movie

Done laundry

Called my parents

Gotten a job

Joined a club

Finished Civ

Picked up my books from the bookstore

Ordered my books from the bookstore

Registered to vote

Read my syllabus

Dropped out of college, moved to a new country, assumed another identity (everything is fine)