Tag: #GetTrumpOffTwitter
The Cowl’s Holiday Bucket List
by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2017
Christmas
![Buddy from the movie Elf sits at a tiny desk in a schoolroom with other elves](https://sites.providence.edu/thecowl/wp-content/uploads/sites/1/sites/212/2022/12/Screen-Shot-2017-12-08-at-12.14.42-AM-1rvixs0.png)
- Get a tan
- Eat more than I did on Thanksgiving
- Get my “merry” on
- Pass finals
- Play (and probably lose) a drinking game with my aunt
- Get drunk off of virgin eggnog
- Actually enjoy my family
- To not talk politics at the dinner table
- Avoid the physical labor of outdoor decorating
- Read Joe Biden’s book
- Make one last snowman before #GlobalWarming
- Watch every Hallmark Christmas movie ever
- Memorize all the lines from Elf
- Eat a roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as I possibly can
- Snuggle with some cats
- Get my sister/mother a gift she’ll actually like
- Get Trump off Twitter
- Have money in my account after all this is over