Listomania: Things We Don’t Miss About Summer Vacation

by Andrea Traietti on August 30, 2018

Features

Driving Five Hours to See College Friends

Broken AC Units

Paying to Park at the Beach

Sharing the Car with Your Siblings

Spending All of Your Free Time with Your Parents

Working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. for Minimum Wage

Seeing Everyone You Tried to Avoid in High School

Having Different Days Off Than Your Friends

Having to Drive Anywhere to Do Anything

Riding Crowded Public Transportation

Trying to Sneak into Your Parents’ House at 3 A.M.

Your Dog (Lol, JK You Totally Miss Him)

Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

by The Cowl Editor on May 3, 2018

Features

Hottest Friars

Best PC Bathroom Graffiti

Ways To Cheat On Your DWC Exam

Athletes We Would Date

Most Useless Majors

Places To Hide Stolen Cowls

Ways To Avoid Parietals

Schools Better Than PC

Worst Things You Can Find In A Bathroom Sink

Reasons Why Boys Break Ceiling Tiles

How To Break Into Alumni On A Sunday Night

Lies Our Professors Tell Us

Why Father Shanley Is Really Going On Sabbatical

Listomania: Things We Do Instead of Studying for Finals

by The Cowl Editor on April 26, 2018

Features

Look at the Torch

Adopt a Goldfish

Make a Fort Out of Our Books

Clear Out Our Netflix Watchlists

Contemplate Mortality

Remember How Easy We Had It As Freshmen

Clean Our Rooms

Watch Dog Videos

Dump Bugs in Ray Food

Go Outside…For Fun

Watch Bella Thorne Movies

Read The Cowl

Obsess About Our Nonexistent Futures

GO TO BED!

Listomania: What To Do If You Don’t Have A Spring Concert Ticket

by The Cowl Editor on April 19, 2018

Features

Go in the Friar Dom Costume

Cry

Ride the RIPTA

Have Your Parents Email About it

Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket

FaceTime Someone at the Concert

Put on Your Own Concert

Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on Repeat

Pretend to Be a Backup Dancer

Order Chinese and Watch a Movie

Eat Italian Food

Dance Alone in the Great Room

Disguise Yourself as a Security Guard

Go to the Pregame and Take a Nap

Listomania: Life Lessons Learned From DWC

by The Cowl Editor on April 12, 2018

Features

How to Sneak Out of Class to Get Starbucks

How to Make Up for Not Participating

How to Avoid Getting Called On

How to Scan Sparknotes/Shmoop 10 Minutes Before Seminar

How to Bullshit

How to Not Read and Still Pass

How to Pretend You’re Interested in a Very Boring Topic

How to Write Papers the Night Before They’re Due

How to Identify a Quote from a Book You Didn’t Read

How to “Know Thyself”

How to Shop Online During Class

How to Forge a Doctor’s Note

How to Turn 100 Pages of Reading into One Page of Notes

How to Deal with Failure

Listomania: Reactions to Our Midterm Grades

by The Cowl Editor on March 15, 2018

Features

Screaming into the Void

Begging Our Professors for Mercy

Throwing Our Laptops out the Window

Burning Our Textbooks

Transferring

Changing Our Majors

Entering the Witness Protection Program

Opening a Café in Mexico

Eating Donuts

Planning Our Own Funerals

Getting Massages

Cuddling Squirrels

Jumping into the Torch

Drinking Our Problems Away

Listomania: Places We Wouldn’t Want To Study Abroad

by The Cowl Editor on March 1, 2018

Features

Mordor

Fennell Hall

Siberia

Shelby, Ohio

Chad Brown Street

Victor Spoils

15 Yemen Road, Yemen

Turkmenistan

Purgatory

Our Parents’ Basement

Bella Thorne’s House

Villanova University

North Korea

The White House

Listomania: Sports We Wish Were Held At The Winter Olympics

by The Cowl Editor on February 15, 2018

Features

Jacuzzi Diving

Hibernating

Ice Cream Scooping

Snowman Building

Dog Sledding

Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks

Hot Chocolate Drinking

Layering Clothes

Shoveling

Ice Fishing

Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car

Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes

Ice Sculpting

Karaoke

Listomania: Things Our Exes Have Sent Us For Valentine’s Day

by The Cowl Editor on February 8, 2018

Features

Baked Alaska

Anthrax

Feral Cats

Raw Chicken

A Picture of Their New Partner

A Guide to Shaving Your Legs

Old Clothes

Molotov Cocktails

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on Blu-Ray

A Manuscript of a Novel About the Relationship

Breath Mints

200 Handwritten Love Poems…Laid in Rose Petals

A Tandem Bicycle

Listomania: People We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl

by The Cowl Editor on February 1, 2018

Features

DJ Diesel

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Oprah

Six Gents

Garry “Jerry”/“Larry”/“Lenny” Gergich

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Beethoven

Vanilla Ice

Psy

“Pants on the Ground” Guy

Sophia Grace and Rosie

“Apparently” Boy

Willow Smith

Phineas and Ferb