by The Cowl Editor on September 3, 2021

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Portfolio

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•  Supplies for the elaborate prank I had planned on my roommates

•  A fan...I guess I’ll just melt

•  The pet hamster I was going to smuggle in

•  All of my Friars merch

•  My Goldfish stash

•  Motivation for classes

•  A pair of party shoes 

•  Room decor that’ll make my dorm look less depressing 

•  Shower shoes… hopefully the communal bathrooms aren’t too dirty 

•  Anti-roommate spray

•  My sanity 

•  A phone charger (sent from my computer)

 

 

 

 

by The Cowl Editor on September 21, 2017

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Features

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Dear Tiff and Earl,

Should I take the GREs? If so, how do I prepare for them?

Sincerely,

Forever an Undergrad

 

Dear Forever an Undergrad,

I’ve been so swamped with homework and life and friends and the missing Cowls that I haven’t even had time to breathe, so my future is something I just haven’t had a chance to think about.

Therefore, why would I waste my time worrying about your future? If you’ve taken the time to ask whether or not you should take the GREs, then take them.

I would have offered advice about anything—what to wear on a Thursday night at Whiskey’s, what I think about the moldy grilled cheeses in Ray, how much toilet paper we should use to TP the torch. Why would you waste my precious time with a question that is just… boring?

Good luck with the test you were obviously going to take even if I said not to,

–Tiff

 

Dear NERRRDDD,

Hmmm…GREs…I definitely can’t recommend Giant Rotten Eggplants. However, I’m always hip to a Gangster Rubbery Encyclopedia. Whatever you do, never, NEVER, forget to Glamorize Rapscallion Echidnas.

Yours,

-Garish Relatable Earl

by The Cowl Editor on September 21, 2017

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Burned in the Torch

The Koi Pond

The “No Storage Alloweed” Closet in Ryan

Random Dorm Room in Guzman

The Matrix

The Room of Requirement

The Tunnels under Howley

The White House

Shelby, Ohio

Canada (It Got Deported)

Middle Earth

Joey Aiello’s Trunk