by Emma Cody on October 2, 2025

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What To Do For Parent’s Weekend

• Take them to Freshmen Wednesday
• Visit the abandoned Walgreens on Admiral
  Street
• Make them do your Civ homework
• Bring them to The Colosseum
• Use the men’s bathroom in Smith basement
• Flex your Yakarma
• Run up and down the McVinney stairs

*Listomania is satirical piece that does not reflect the views of Providence College or The Cowl.