Category: Portfolio

Tiffany and Earl

Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do professors make us print so much? I shouldn’t be out of PC Prints before midterms! Sincerely, Low on Ink (and Patience)   Dear Low on Ink, Here’s a tip: just don’t print any of it. Then, when asked why you didn’t do the reading, say you have the flu. […]

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Listomania: Sports We Wish Were Held At The Winter Olympics

Jacuzzi Diving Hibernating Ice Cream Scooping Snowman Building Dog Sledding Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks Hot Chocolate Drinking Layering Clothes Shoveling Ice Fishing Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes Ice Sculpting Karaoke

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The World

by David Martineau ’18   You grow on me like a coat of fur, but offer me no warmth. And sometimes all I would like to do is shave you off, But I cannot, for you are my children.   Before, when I was whipped by fire and scarred by ice, When my skin blistered […]

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The Empty Crowded Room

by Marelle Hipolito ’21   Dear boy in this crowded room, Do I dare sit next to you? Will you pause your video, and say hi Or will you refuse me a second of your time?   Dear girl in this crowded room, Do you see me looking right at you? Will you pause writing […]

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Snow

by Erin Lucey ’20   Snowflakes fall from the generous sky, Blanketing the grateful ground with their grace and charm. They cover each fear, they hide every regret, they mask every drop of pain, and reveal only the sparkle of the frosted, silvery night.   Snowflakes fall from the resentful sky, covering the sorrowful ground […]

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Stuck In A Crime Scene

by Sam Pellman ’20   It was closing time. The gates were starting to be secured and locked up. Our group had split up about halfway through, but it would be fine, we’d meet up with them outside the car. At least that’s what I thought. It was what any normal person would think. It’s […]

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A Brother’s Love

by Marisa Gonzalez ’18   The war raged on, and Henry was in the middle of it. Guns exploded. Smoke filled the air, and Henry’s vision was cut off. His father always warned him about going out into the war zone unprotected. But he had to. His baby sister was out there. The one he […]

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Don’t Fear The Reaper

by Marisa DelFarno ’18   There is nowhere to hide from death. This is the administration’s motto. How did this become their motto? Short answer—overpopulation. Every three years, the population kept creeping over another billion. Another three years would go by, and another billion or so people would find an uncomfortable, claustrophobic home on Earth. […]

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Tiffany and Earl

Dear Tiff and Earl, My girlfriend wants to go out for nice dinner on Valentine’s Day, but I’m set on going to the PC vs. Villanova game.  She’s not really a fan of basketball.  How should I bring up this obviously sensitive issue without getting put in the dog house? Sincerely, Kiss Cam Hopeful   […]

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Listomania: Things Our Exes Have Sent Us For Valentine’s Day

Baked Alaska Anthrax Feral Cats Raw Chicken A Picture of Their New Partner A Guide to Shaving Your Legs Old Clothes Molotov Cocktails Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on Blu-Ray A Manuscript of a Novel About the Relationship Breath Mints 200 Handwritten Love Poems…Laid in Rose Petals A Tandem Bicycle

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