by The Cowl Editor on November 1, 2018
Features
Getting my first library card
When my grandmother got run over by a reindeer
When I shot my brother (with a BB gun)
The time I tripped up the stairs in front of my crush
When I dropped my box of pizza at 2 am
Getting bullied by TSA
That time Stacy was a complete biatch
My stint in juvie
How Legally Blonde made me think I could be a college graduate
Committing petty theft by stealing the bowl of candy on Halloween
First time I learned how to make toast
I remember the day I was born
The day I got free soda
How Mean Girls changed my life
The time I got gum out of my hair
When I went through my hipster phase