October 21, 2020

Posts from "Portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Apr.24, 2014

    Tiffany & Earl: Stuffing my face with chocolate

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, All of my friends got a copy of Frozen from the Easter Bunny. But all he decided to bring me was a stupid chocolate egg and Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas. It’s not even…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.24, 2014

    Listomania: Putin’s Mid-Life Crisis Purchases

    Crimea American Sports Car A New Olympic Ring Healthcare.gov Vodka Johnny Weir Rideable Polar Bears More Vodka Fighting Bears Dire Wolf

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    Growing Up

    by Kiernan Dunlop ’14 Senior Portfolio Staff The house seemed so big to me then. I guess most things did at the time. The lake out front could’ve been an ocean for all I knew. The fact that it was…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    Two writers, one line: “Scene: an empty park, Line: So this is it,”

    by Ariana Pasquantonio ’16 Portfolio Staff Scene: an empty park, Line: So this is it, the final excavation site, and the results are inconclusive. The children appear to have been gone for some time now, but we can’t quite say…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    The Journey to Perfection

    by Paul Francisco ’15 Portfolio Staff A car drove down the empty roads in the small suburb. It was six in the morning and James was ready for the day ahead of him. He pulled up to a house and…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    The Beatific Vision

    by Austin Harney ’17 Portfolio Staff A swirling tunnel in the abyss of my mind is Staring and glaring right in front of me. I gaze and lose consciousness of reality and Follow the rabbit in. I lose his guidance…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    Long-Awaited

    by Branan Durbin ’16 Portfolio Staff Reeds can survive almost anything. No air, no problem— they handle it. Everything is under control. They sway in the blowing wind so gracefully, too… so gracefully. Even God vows to protect them, “A…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    Little Things

    by Melanie Souchet ’14 Senior Portfolio Staff Allie did not expect to be defending herself with the pink mister she normally used to discipline the cat. Especially not from her boyfriend, who was supposed to be an adult. Supposed to…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    Listomania: Fads That Need to End

    Middle Names as Last Names on Facebook Twerking Nominations Hashtags in Speech Pencil Chin Straps Hipsters Buzzfeed Promoted Tweets Miley Cyrus Bedazzled Phone Cases A Tattoo Parlor for Matching Tattoos Teen Dystopian Movies Abbreviations in Speech

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  • Portfolio | Apr.10, 2014

    Tiffany & Earl: It’s 7:30 and I’m blocked out!

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, I’m a freshman getting ready to register for my classes next fall, and I’m looking to fill as many core requirements as possible. But the problem is, I always get bumped out of the classes I…

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