Dear Tiff and Earl, My roommate went to find the tunnels and I haven’t seen him in a week. What should I do? Sincerely, Only Slightly Concerned Dear Only Slightly Concerned, Here’s something they don’t tell you in orientation: Yes, you’re technically not supposed to know about the tunnels but that’s because there’s a […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve barely been on campus a week and I’m already feeling homesick. How can I make PC feel like home? Sincerely, Flown the Coop Hi Flown the Coop, Moving into college is a big transition, but there are a few things you can do to make campus feel more like […]
I love “Body” by Loud Luxury There’s so much to do here besides drinking Top or Bottom? Friar Family We are going to do an icebreaker Ray just makes you get creative There’s more to PC than Eaton Street Say a fun fact about yourself Where’s your texting buddy? It’s not a forced quad but […]
How to solve the PC housing crisis (we couldn’t) Things people get unnecessarily offended by What to name the New Science Building Weird flexes Why Fr. Shanley really went on sabbatical Things you find in Suites Hall over the weekend How Friars Club selects its members Statistics for students entering into jobs upon graduation How […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, My parents just called me and said that they cannot help me move out after my last final exam because they are taking a trip down to Florida to “get a summer tan.” How do I get all my stuff out of my room and go home? Trying to get home, […]
Coach Cooley DJ Diesel (#neverforget) John Mulaney Father Shanley (while we still have him) Putin and Trump Wayne G. Resmini (“In Pain? Call Wayne”) Governor Raimondo Dot Lori Loughlin (get that degree even if it’s honorary) Paul Rudd Camille Kostek (actually, we would prefer Gronk) Kris Dunn A DWC professor to remind us why DWC […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m having a lot of trouble trying to slog through the last few weeks of the semester and Easter just can’t come soon enough. Do either of you have any advice on how to get through these last weeks? Sincerely, Senioritis Hi Older and Lazier, I remember when it was […]
Dear Tiff and Earl My week was uneventful, how was yours? Curiously, George Dear George, My week was the same as most weeks. Monday, I caught and cooked up a king crab. Tuesday, I fought a super villain and saved Metropolis. Wednesday, I was shot out of a cannon. Thursday, I cooked scones. And […]
Travel-sized Bibles Incense Handwarmers More pockets Rosary beads Map of campus Tide-to-Go stick Copy of The Cowl Backup robe Cigars A collection of ABBA CDs The mystery of the Trinity Unconsecrated wafers (#afternoon snack) Personal autograph by Coach Cooley Martin Luther’s 95 Theses Thomas Aquinas’ Summa Theologica
Dear Tiff and Earl, I have just come back from spring break, and I was visiting my friend in France. I am still jet-lagged, tired, and in serious post-break withdrawal. How do I adjust to being back at school? Sincerely, Mr. Cosmopolitan Dear Favorite Drink, I love France so much! I look at pictures […]