by The Cowl Editor on May 2, 2019
Features
How to solve the PC housing crisis (we couldn’t)
Things people get unnecessarily offended by
What to name the New Science Building
Weird flexes
Why Fr. Shanley really went on sabbatical
Things you find in Suites Hall over the weekend
How Friars Club selects its members
Statistics for students entering into jobs upon graduation
How to pay for tuition increases
Advice for the PC Men’s Basketball Team
How to E-sport
Replacements for Fr. Shanley
Why Listomania is satirical
Suspects for the Serial Pissah
How Trump actually colluded with Russia
Other words for pride