by The Cowl Editor on November 1, 2019
Features
Exam Cheat Sheet
The Gettysburg Address
Dante’s Inferno
My TikTok username
A portrait of Father Sicard
My social security number
A map to El Chapo’s treasure
Another pumpkin
A tasteful nude
The torch
The bike lane…RIP
Coach Cooley
Dot and Fran
Paul Rudd
All the productive things I’ve done (nothing—including carving a pumpkin)
My dignity (I don’t know what that looks like)
The Portfolio staff in the style of Da Vinci’s Last Supper