Listomania: Strangest sounds I have heard in the first week back on campus

by The Cowl Editor on September 16, 2021

Features

• Wolf howls (in chorus)
• Flood warning notification (why is it so loud?)
• The water dripping from the leak in my ceiling
• The toilet in my apartment randomly flushing in the middle of the night
• My freezer deciding it’s broken
• Roommates brushing teeth very loudly
• People aggressively slamming their dishes onto the Ray dish return
• Footsteps above me while I’m trying to sleep (especially flip-flops)
• People still trying to do the thing where they lick their finger before turning the page of a book
• Roommates clipping toenails
• Really bad club remixes
• People typing their “notes” in class
• Someone dropping their Hydro Flask