by The Cowl Editor on September 26, 2019
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Written my memoir
Gone to class
Proposed my thesis
Gotten out of bed
Applied to graduate school
Taken the LSAT
Declared my major
Been to Slavin 108
Learned how to make toast
Seen any Quentin Tarantino movie
Done laundry
Called my parents
Gotten a job
Joined a club
Finished Civ
Picked up my books from the bookstore
Ordered my books from the bookstore
Registered to vote
Read my syllabus
Dropped out of college, moved to a new country, assumed another identity (everything is fine)