Listomania: Weirdest Texts Sent to Librarians

by The Cowl Editor on September 28, 2017


Features


Can you tell that loud table to shut up?

Wanna hang out later? ;) 

Can you read this book to me?

Is it chicken nugget day yet?

We need to talk.

Are we still on for breakfast?

Can you comment on my picture? I feel so alone.

Please stop flicking the lights—I know you’re closing!

Is this the Krusty Krab?

Hey, you up?

Which filter?

Can you tame squirrels?

Need anything from the liquor store?

Covefe…

Wheres the Library?

Listomania: Places the Stolen Cowls Could’ve Gone

by The Cowl Editor on September 21, 2017


Features


Burned in the Torch

The Koi Pond

The No Storage Alloweed Closet in Ryan

Random Dorm Room in Guzman

The Matrix

The Room of Requirement

The Tunnels under Howley

The White House

Shelby, Ohio

Canada (It Got Deported)

Middle Earth

Joey Aiellos Trunk

Listomania: Things PC Could’ve Done Instead of a Torch

by The Cowl Editor on September 14, 2017


Features


Built a New Dorm

Renovated Aquinas

Paid Adjuncts

Exterminated Mice

Spent More on Lawn Care

Built a Petting Zoo

Spent More Money on Student Health

Updated The Cowl Office

Brought in Edible Food

Fixed Utilities in General

Created More Student Parking

Cloned Kris Dunn

Built a Zipline to Downtown Providence

Bought More Treadmills

Literally Anything Else

Listomania: Questions Freshmen Ask

by The Cowl Editor on August 31, 2017


Features


What is the best way to bribe my Civ professor?

Why is there no sauce on Ray pizza?

Can I still pass if I dont do any of the reading?

Who is Thomas Aquinas?

Where is Slahvin* Lawn?

How do I tell my roommate hes being too loud with a girl?

What is an RA?

So, like, do we have a curfew?

Wait, I have to do four semesters of Civ?

Why doesn’t Ruane Café take Starbucks gift cards?

Why does Dunkin close so early on Fridays?

Are the bars strict?

Are we allowed to go to Dunkin?

Wait, where are we meeting?

*spelled as pronounced

Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

by The Cowl Editor on May 4, 2017


Features


Places Where You Wouldnt Want to Run Into Friar Dom 

Best Places to Do It on Campus 

Worst Places to Do It on Campus 

Reasons Why Parietals Are Still a Thing 

Other Problems an Ice Cold Pepsi Can Solve 

Alternatives to the EU (i.e. The Justice League) 

Ways to Earn a Quick Buck on Campus 

Places Where ResLife is Going to Put All Those Extra Students 

Places I Would Probably Get Murdered on Campus 

Things You Can Do in 15 Minutes 

Things that Take Your Money Before #FriarsGive 

Listomania: Things Found on the Floor After the Spring Concert

by The Cowl Editor on April 27, 2017


Features


Various Liquids

A Single Tube Sock

Glitter

Sticky Boobs

A Term Paper

Friar Robes

A Concertgoer

Rae Sremmurd’s Friend

A Glass Eye

A Pair of High-Waisted Shorts

A Stray Dog

Alumni Pizza Crust

Listomania: Things You Don’t Want to Find in an Easter Egg

by The Cowl Editor on April 6, 2017


Poetry


Razor Blades

Another Easter Egg

A Yolk

Black Licorice

Anthrax

#Meng

Ashes

Nothing

An iPod Shuffle

Jehovah’s Witness Pamphlet

Morning Mail

Chewed-up Pen Cap

Despair

Broken Headphones

Sodexo