Tag: Listomania
Listomania: Weirdest Texts Sent to Librarians
by The Cowl Editor on September 28, 2017
Features
“Can you tell that loud table to shut up?”
“Wanna hang out later? ;) ”
“Can you read this book to me?”
“Is it chicken nugget day yet?”
“We need to talk.”
“Are we still on for breakfast?”
“Can you comment on my picture? I feel so alone.”
“Please stop flicking the lights—I know you’re closing!”
“Is this the Krusty Krab?”
“Hey, you up?”
“Which filter?”
“Can you tame squirrels?”
“Need anything from the liquor store?”
“Covefe…”
“Where’s the Library?”
Listomania: Places the Stolen Cowls Could’ve Gone
by The Cowl Editor on September 21, 2017
Features
Burned in the Torch
The Koi Pond
The “No Storage Alloweed” Closet in Ryan
Random Dorm Room in Guzman
The Matrix
The Room of Requirement
The Tunnels under Howley
The White House
Shelby, Ohio
Canada (It Got Deported)
Middle Earth
Joey Aiello’s Trunk
Listomania: Things PC Could’ve Done Instead of a Torch
by The Cowl Editor on September 14, 2017
Features
Built a New Dorm
Renovated Aquinas
Paid Adjuncts
Exterminated Mice
Spent More on Lawn Care
Built a Petting Zoo
Spent More Money on Student Health
Updated The Cowl Office
Brought in Edible Food
Fixed Utilities in General
Created More Student Parking
Cloned Kris Dunn
Built a Zipline to Downtown Providence
Bought More Treadmills
Literally Anything Else
Listomania: Questions Freshmen Ask
by The Cowl Editor on August 31, 2017
Features
What is the best way to bribe my Civ professor?
Why is there no sauce on Ray pizza?
Can I still pass if I don’t do any of the reading?
Who is Thomas Aquinas?
Where is Slahvin* Lawn?
How do I tell my roommate he’s being too loud with a girl?
What is an RA?
So, like, do we have a curfew?
Wait, I have to do four semesters of Civ?
Why doesn’t Ruane Café take Starbucks gift cards?
Why does Dunkin’ close so early on Fridays?
Are the bars strict?
Are we allowed to go to Dunkin’?
Wait, where are we meeting?
*spelled as pronounced
Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas
by The Cowl Editor on May 4, 2017
Features
Places Where You Wouldn’t Want to Run Into Friar Dom
Best Places to Do It on Campus
Worst Places to Do It on Campus
Reasons Why Parietals Are Still a Thing
Other Problems an Ice Cold Pepsi Can Solve
Alternatives to the EU (i.e. The Justice League)
Ways to Earn a Quick Buck on Campus
Places Where ResLife is Going to Put All Those Extra Students
Places I Would Probably Get Murdered on Campus
Things You Can Do in 15 Minutes
Things that Take Your Money Before #FriarsGive
Listomania: Things Found on the Floor After the Spring Concert
by The Cowl Editor on April 27, 2017
Features
Various Liquids
A Single Tube Sock
Glitter
Sticky Boobs
A Term Paper
Friar Robes
A Concertgoer
Rae Sremmurd’s Friend
A Glass Eye
A Pair of High-Waisted Shorts
A Stray Dog
Alumni Pizza Crust
Listomania: Things You Don’t Want to Find in an Easter Egg
by The Cowl Editor on April 6, 2017
Poetry
Razor Blades
Another Easter Egg
A Yolk
Black Licorice
Anthrax
#Meng
Ashes
Nothing
An iPod Shuffle
Jehovah’s Witness Pamphlet
Morning Mail
Chewed-up Pen Cap
Despair
Broken Headphones
Sodexo