Tag: Listomania
Listomania: Things to do before I graduate
by Elizabeth McGinn on May 6, 2021
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Jump in the koi pond
Go streaking in the tunnels
Give a big smooch to Friar Dom
Dress up as Friar Dom
Grab a beer at McPhail’s
Watch Mondoz get rebuilt
Break into Fr. Sicard’s house
Fail a theology class
Participate in Civ Scream
Set a couch on fire
Sacrifice a virgin
Climb the stairs to the top of McVinney
Pull an all-nighter in the library
Get my fake confiscated at Old’s
Get into the Friar Development Center
Win an intramural t-shirt
Finally open my textbooks
Learn the names of the 12 Apostles
Figure out where Sullivan Hall is located on campus
Find out who Tiff & Earl are
Find out who the Serial Pissah is
Listomania: Best Places to Use Our Free Foldable Friars’ Chairs
by Elizabeth McGinn on April 15, 2021
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By the trash behind Ray
In the koi pond
Lane 4 on the track
The Friar Development Center (until you get caught)
In Ed Cooley’s office
In line for Dunkin’
Deep in your closet
On the roof of Ray
In Father Sicard’s backyard
Sunbathing outside the Marriott
In the flame
In the Suites’ elevator
In line for your COVID-19 test
Outside Mondoz (waiting patiently for it to reopen)
The Eaton St. bike lane…oh wait
Anywhere other than outdoor classes
Listomania: Places to Eat at PC When the Dining Hall is Closed
by Elizabeth McGinn on March 4, 2021
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Koi pond (with some sushi)
The one chair outside of your professor’s office
Your car
Outside of Ray with the sweet aroma of garbage
Cowl office (if you’re lucky)
Friar Development Center
Testing center (before taking a swab)
The tunnels
The priory
The center of the torch
Around the fire pits (during snowfall)
Coach Cooley’s office
Your dorm’s laundry room
The labyrinth at Hunt-Cav
Your roommate’s bed
The dirt
Listomania: Things to Do With My One Mental Health Day
by Elizabeth McGinn on February 25, 2021
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Get a lobotomy
Watch iCarly
Get back to my knitting
Start crocheting (knitting’s too advanced)
Catch up on the sleep I haven’t been getting
Have an existential crisis
Yell at the sky
Not leave my room…oh, wait. I do that every day
Take a shower
Catch up on crying (and then my work)
Play on Webkinz and revert to my childhood self
Get banned from Club Penguin
Make up a fantasy world in my mind
Write my memoir, because you never know what tomorrow will bring
Cut my bangs
Start a cult
Buy 50% off Valentine’s Day chocolate
Oh no. It’s 1 p.m. already
Listomania: Things I Wish I Didn’t Do Halloween Weekend
by The Cowl Editor on November 12, 2020
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Die
Start a COVID-19 outbreak
Go to an Eaton Street party
Sleepover at Guz
Dress up as Friar Dom instead of Huxley
Overdose on candy corn
Hookup with my ex twice (they were in different costumes)
The Monster Mash
Dress up like a doctor
Get a pumpkin stuck on my head
Go to a school-hosted event (stuck in the Escape Room)
Wear the wrong costume in a matching set
Hang out with the demons my neighbors were conjuring
Listomania: 2020 Halloween Costumes
by The Cowl Editor on October 29, 2020
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Carole Baskin
Guillotine-decapitated Marie Antoinette
The fly on Mike Pence’s head
Father Shanley
Among Us characters
My midterm grades
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
COVID-19 vaccine
Murder hornet
Whipped coffee
Sourdough bread
Sexy postal worker (#buysomestamps)
A ballot
Andrew Cuomo
Fran and Dot
Anything respectful of other cultures
Listomania: Things that are better to watch than the presidential debate
by The Cowl Editor on October 15, 2020
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Paint drying
Your life flashing before your eyes
“As Seen On TV” ads
Seventh-graders fighting on the playground during recess
ASPCA commercials
DVD bouncing loading screen
A turtle crossing the road
PC COVID-19 cases dashboard
Thursday Night Football
PC basketball losing to URI
Zoom class recordings
Your parents being intimate
The elderly texting with their index fingers
Your professor struggling to share their screen on Zoom
Green Book
Listomania : Things to do in Quarantine
by The Cowl Editor on October 2, 2020
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Watch Paul Rudd movies
Watch paint dry
Create a background for your Zoom classes
Finally start doing your freshman Civ reading
Buy textbooks
Start a YouTube vlog channel
Write a one-man screenplay and act it out for your roommates
Test out vaccines
Write your memoir
Binge-watch 10 hours of The Office reruns
Unpack your clothes that are still in a suitcase under your bed
Overspend on DoorDash and Uber Eats
Listomania : New PC Intramural Sports
by The Cowl Editor on September 17, 2020
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Cleaning your apartment or dorm
Socially distanced three-legged race
The Masked Singer
Going up stairs in a mask
People-dodging
No-touch football
Screen time olympics
Best COVID-19 test swabber
Guess who’s behind the mask
Looking presentable from the waist up on Zoom
Putting on jeans
TikTok dances
Adjusting your position during Zoom so your body doesn’t go numb
Listomania: Things Professors Say/Do Over Zoom
by The Cowl Editor on September 3, 2020
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“Hope you’ve all been staying healthy!”
“Does anyone have the answer?” Silence.
“Unprecedented times.”
“So I’m gonna share my screen…now.”
“Can everyone see it?” To the muted class.
“We CaN’t HeAr YoU yOu’Re On MuTe.”
“Do you like my virtual background?”
“Do my audio/visuals look alright to you?”
“Alright, I’m going to separate you all into breakout rooms now!”
“Let’s all turn on our videos and unmute ourselves now.”