Tag: Listomania
Listomania: Presidential Primary Debate
by Sarah D Kirchner on November 7, 2019
Portfolio
Is water wet?
Do you button your shirt up or down?
Cereal or milk first?
TOH-MAY-TOE or TOH-MAH-TOE?
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
If you could be one utensil what would it be?
Were the ’90s better?
Who’s your favorite Power Ranger?
Was the moon landing a hoax?
Time travel—does it exist?
McDonald’s or Burger King?
Should the McRib be year round?
Iced coffee or ice-er coffee?
Is a brownie a cake?
Does a straw have two holes?
What is your position on gun rights for the common person versus the safety of the public?
Listomania: Pumpkin Carving Ideas
by The Cowl Editor on November 1, 2019
Features
Exam Cheat Sheet
The Gettysburg Address
Dante’s Inferno
My TikTok username
A portrait of Father Sicard
My social security number
A map to El Chapo’s treasure
Another pumpkin
A tasteful nude
The torch
The bike lane…RIP
Coach Cooley
Dot and Fran
Paul Rudd
All the productive things I’ve done (nothing—including carving a pumpkin)
My dignity (I don’t know what that looks like)
The Portfolio staff in the style of Da Vinci’s Last Supper
Listomania:Classes We Wish Were Offered
by The Cowl Editor on October 24, 2019
Features
eSports
Basket Weaving
How to Tap a Keg
Sodexo Cooking
How to Get into Credit Card Debt
Avocado Toast Colloquium
History of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Metaphysics of Living in an Aquinas Double
Ray Burnt Toast Prevention
Ethics of Cult Leadership
Honors Procrastination
Difference Between PC Cash and Friarbucks
Spongebob and the Seven Deadly Sins
Psychology of Friends
McPhail’s Milkshake Mixology
Hospitality of Dot
Listomania: New Milkshake Flavors for McPhails
by The Cowl Editor on October 10, 2019
Features
The blood of my enemies
Ice
Only toppings
Sour Patch Kids
White Claw
Apple cider
Pumpkin spice
Mystery ;)
Ray leftovers
Jungle juice
Mint Juul pods
McPhail’s popcorn
Chicken nugget (broccoli topping option)
Four Loko
Tide Pod
Insomnia Cookie
A full night’s sleep
Chipotle
Yuck Truck
Liquid cheese
Listomania: Suggestion for Next Year’s Late Night Madness performer
by The Cowl Editor on October 3, 2019
Features
Amateur Slam Poets
Friar Dom and Huxley
The Return of DJ Diesel
Self-Help motivational speaker
A hologram of The Beatles
Elton John
The Naticks
Adam Hanna
Fr. Shanley playing the Kazoo
A professional didgeridoo-er
Open mic night
A man playing the guitar with his toes
Maintenance Mike
Vsco girls saying “sksksksksksksk”
James Charles
Tupac (he is out there somewhere)
Bagpipes student sensation
Dot’s one woman show
Listomania: Things I Thought I Would Have Done By Now
by The Cowl Editor on September 26, 2019
Features
Written my memoir
Gone to class
Proposed my thesis
Gotten out of bed
Applied to graduate school
Taken the LSAT
Declared my major
Been to Slavin 108
Learned how to make toast
Seen any Quentin Tarantino movie
Done laundry
Called my parents
Gotten a job
Joined a club
Finished Civ
Picked up my books from the bookstore
Ordered my books from the bookstore
Registered to vote
Read my syllabus
Dropped out of college, moved to a new country, assumed another identity (everything is fine)
Listomania: Best College Side Hustles
by The Cowl Editor on September 19, 2019
Features
GoFor Inc.
Redbubble artist
Catfishing old men
Charging electric scooters
Uber or lyft driver
Participating in a psych study
Professional Ray date
Selling your hair
Donating your Find your Nemo fish to science
Uploading feet pics
Cutting Fr. Shanley’s grass
Selling McPhail’s popcorn on Eaton Street
Selling your parking pass
Life coach
Selling stolen Cowls
Scalping your Late Night Madness tickets
Air Bnbing your dorm room for the weekend
Legs and eggs
Printing counterfeit PC Cash
Bumble ambassador
Listomania: Things the City of Providence could have put on Eaton Street other than a bike lane
by The Cowl Editor on September 15, 2019
Features
Dorms
A torch
A scooter lane
More hot dog carts
An Insomnia Cookie
Nitro Cart drive-thru
More parking spaces
Trees
A canal for Waterfire
A slip n’ slide
Designated Uber pick up spot
Designated vaping zone
White Claw garden
Designated darty zone
An amusement park train
Mental/emotional breakdown lane
Listomania: Things Orientation Leaders Say
by The Cowl Editor on August 29, 2019
Features
I love “Body” by Loud Luxury
There’s so much to do here besides drinking
Top or Bottom?
Friar Family
We are going to do an icebreaker
Ray just makes you get creative
There’s more to PC than Eaton Street
Say a fun fact about yourself
Where’s your texting buddy?
It’s not a forced quad but a maximum occupancy room
The new students this year are bold
Just email Fixit, and they will come right away
I got four hours of sleep and have never felt better
Casino Night is the best event PC offers!
This will be fun, I promise! (Lies through their teeth)
Listomania: Backup Commencement Speakers
by The Cowl Editor on April 11, 2019
Features
Coach Cooley
DJ Diesel (#neverforget)
John Mulaney
Father Shanley (while we still have him)
Putin and Trump
Wayne G. Resmini (“In Pain? Call Wayne”)
Governor Raimondo
Dot
Lori Loughlin (get that degree even if it’s honorary)
Paul Rudd
Camille Kostek (actually, we would prefer Gronk)
Kris Dunn
A DWC professor to remind us why DWC matters
Ghost of Thomas Aquinas
Tom Brady
ANY DOG (sorry Huxley you don’t count)