August 18, 2017

A Hero’s Quest

  • Portfolio | Dec.09, 2016

    A Hero’s Quest

    Joey Aiello ’17 It’s 10pm on a Saturday night and he is on a quest for two things: to consume alcohol and to get laid. If he fails to achieve the latter he will become aggressive and seek to do…

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  • Portfolio | May.01, 2014

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

    Places Flight MH370 Could Have Gone Best Strip Clubs in Providence Past Identities of Tiff and Earl The Rightful Owner of Crimea Things The Cowl Has Done To Piss Off the Student Body Hottest People on The Cowl Health Risks…

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  • Portfolio | May.01, 2014

    Tiffany & Earl: Trying not to be homeless

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, I’m going to be a senior next year and am having trouble finding an internship for the summer. I’m afraid that I’m running out of time to build my resume, and that I will have nothing…

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  • Portfolio | Apr.24, 2014

    Listomania: Putin’s Mid-Life Crisis Purchases

    Crimea American Sports Car A New Olympic Ring Healthcare.gov Vodka Johnny Weir Rideable Polar Bears More Vodka Fighting Bears Dire Wolf

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  • Valentine's Day | Feb.14, 2014

    Love Themed Mad Libs

    by The Certifiably Insane Portfolio Staff [divider] Dearest Love Princess Leia, My love for you burns with the passion of one thousand orange hot tigers. I look up at the stars at night, dreaming of the day when we’ll finally…

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