Posts from "Features"
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Features | Nov.01, 2019
Fast Fiction: What Scares You the Most?
In 14 words or less “What Scares You the Most?” Go! An email comes from the Bursar’s Office: tuition due by the first. by Daniel Carrero ’23 The shower upstairs turns on, but I thought I was home alone… by…
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Features | Nov.01, 2019
Friartire: The Hash-Slinging Friar
by Ghost Hunter ’21 In the weeks preceding Halloween, several students have reported witnessing a ghost-like figure wandering late at night. The figure was described by a source as “dressed in the white habit of a friar,” but appeared to…
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Features | Nov.01, 2019
Listomania: Pumpkin Carving Ideas
Exam Cheat Sheet The Gettysburg Address Dante’s Inferno My TikTok username A portrait of Father Sicard My social security number A map to El Chapo’s treasure Another pumpkin A tasteful nude The torch The bike lane…RIP Coach Cooley Dot and…
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Features | Nov.01, 2019
Tiff and Earl
Dear Tiff and Earl, The spider hanging over my bed is whispering sweet nothings into my ear. How do I proceed? Cautiously, Slightly Interested Dear Slightly Interested, It’s 2019, so no judgment here. The one thing I would say…
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Portfolio | Oct.25, 2019
Welcome to the Neighborhood
by Daniel Carrero ’23 I wonder if I walked like you when I was your age. There was an innocent bounce to your step. You probably thought me and Coz pulled up on you by surprise. You probably thought you…
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Poetry | Oct.24, 2019
Plymouth, Four Hundred Years Later
by Sarah McLaughlin ’23 Tourists converge from Earth’s every corner to see The piece of the past stored on this pebbled beach All paths extending westward from the east Meet here, the first of our nation’s vertices It’s so special…
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Poetry | Oct.24, 2019
Four-Hundredth Fall
by Sean Tobin ’20 One of mine, but given: Today when I arise And see slow-rolling skies Illuminate what lies This bleak side of heaven, Just one thought do I save— How bless’d this northern shore; The same which fathers…
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Features | Oct.24, 2019
Listomania:Classes We Wish Were Offered
eSports Basket Weaving How to Tap a Keg Sodexo Cooking How to Get into Credit Card Debt Avocado Toast Colloquium History of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Metaphysics of Living in an Aquinas Double Ray Burnt Toast Prevention Ethics of Cult…
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Features | Oct.24, 2019
Friartire: President Pooh
by Pooh Bear Fanatic ’21 Xi Jinping, president of the People’s Republic of China, made headlines last week when reports of his lawsuit against Walt Disney Productions resurfaced for their use of his likeness in their depiction of Winnie the…
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Features | Oct.24, 2019
Tiff and Earl
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m allergic to pumpkin spice. How do I assimilate into society? Blandly, Not-Spice Girl Dear Blandly, That’s really tough, especially this time of year. But a pumpkin is just a gourd, so you can make a…
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