Posts from "Features"
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Features | Apr.26, 2018
Tiff & Earl
Dear Tiff and Earl, I don’t have any grad schools or job prospects lined up. What do I do? Sincerely, Failing At Life Dear Failing At Life, Lol. And you think I do? I decided that all I want…
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Features | Apr.26, 2018
Listomania: Things We Do Instead of Studying for Finals
Look at the Torch Adopt a Goldfish Make a Fort Out of Our Books Clear Out Our Netflix Watchlists Contemplate Mortality Remember How Easy We Had It As Freshmen Clean Our Rooms Watch Dog Videos Dump Bugs in Ray Food…
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Portfolio | Apr.26, 2018
A Strange Request at a Piano Bar
by Dawyn Henriquez ’19 The carnival rhythms bounced across the ivory keys in disjointed synchrony. “Entry of the Gladiators” was a strange request at Sal’s, where classical bullshit was typically demanded. As soon as Sal started the almost juvenile theme…
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Portfolio | Apr.26, 2018
Sleeping Traffic Lights
by Jonathan Coppe ’18 1:35 a.m.—Two brutes sitting in an SUV. Intersection along Route 50. Traffic light is the only outside illumination; no moonlight; their headlights are off. Inside the car the overhead cab light is off. SUV parked…
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Portfolio | Apr.26, 2018
Tales From The RIPTA
by Marisa DelFarno ’18 *based on real encounters There was once a man who looked like your average man—blue jeans and a grey sweatshirt—but he was ridden with the mouth of a sailor, or a wannabe rebellious 13-year-old, despite little…
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Portfolio | Apr.26, 2018
“Iceberg Ahead!”
by Marisa Gonzalez ’18 The world around me begins to fade. The colors of my room come together and form a collage. At first I am nervous, but a little excited. This mixture of colors has never happened before. I…
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Features | Apr.19, 2018
Tiff & Earl
Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your opinion on breakfast for dinner? Sincerely, Green Eggs and Ham Dear Green Eggs and Ham, I am a huge fan of brunch all day, any day, at any time of day, so long…
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Features | Apr.19, 2018
Listomania: What To Do If You Don’t Have A Spring Concert Ticket
Go in the Friar Dom Costume Cry Ride the RIPTA Have Your Parents Email About it Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket FaceTime Someone at the Concert Put on Your Own Concert Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on…
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