February 20, 2020

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.07, 2020

    Listomania: Ways to avoid catching the flu if your roommate has it (not recommended by the Surgeon General)

    Sleep in the library Spray Lysol in their face as they sleep Wear a hazmat suit Gently cover them with a tarp Replace their shampoo with Purell Quarantine them in the tunnels Eat one whole orange Scratch that—eat nothing but…

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  • Portfolio | Feb.07, 2020

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My roommate has commandeered our room to create a support group for Patriots fans due to their recent trauma of not getting into the Super Bowl. I’ve asked him to have his group meet elsewhere, but…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2020

    Say It Ain’t So

    by Clara Howard ’20 His Royal Highness Aidan William Rothschild, Crown Prince of Collarch, was royally pissed. And anyone who could hear or see him walking down the hall knew to remove themselves immediately from his path. His sister, her…

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  • Poetry | Jan.30, 2020

    High Altitude

    by Jay Willett ’20 There are two ways to look down. With pride, pitifully watching the climb, stumble, and slip. Cackling, pouring champagne at the top, enjoying the summit’s immersion. The greatest who’s ever lived. The king high on his…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2020

    Vacuuming Spiders

    by Sarah McLaughlin ’23 During his piano lesson, Grayson doesn’t really seem like himself. I know he’s not particularly talkative, but he’s even more reserved than usual today. He looks at the music with stoic, sad eyes and takes longer…

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  • Poetry | Jan.30, 2020

    Somber and Blue

    by Kiley McMahon ’20 My face, Covered, Somber, And blue. My eyes, Glossy, Puffy, And red. My thoughts, Jumbled, Intertwined, And incoherent. My watch, Ticking, Quickly, Black and white. The paper, Handed, To me, Soon with tears. The hour glass,…

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  • Poetry | Jan.30, 2020

    The Power of a Year

    by Sam Pellman ’20 A year ago I was standing under the Eiffel Tower Surrounded by unfamiliar faces Some foreign, some similar to mine. I used to panic about that moment When I would be dropped into a foreign country…

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  • Comics and Drawings | Jan.30, 2020

    The Friar Boys

    by Mark Fairchild ’20

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  • Comics and Drawings | Jan.30, 2020

    Chuckleheadz Watching the Super Bowl

    by Mark Fairchild ’20

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  • Features | Jan.30, 2020

    Listomania: Other ways Ray could have listened

    Move the pizza again (it’s messing with my feng shui) Bring back the panini station Give me iced tea or give me death Paint it in a neoclassical style Carpet all of Ray (and I mean all of it) Have…

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