July 4, 2020

Posts from "Portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Feb.14, 2020

    Falling Without Gravity

    by Clara Howard ’20 “Hellooo, earth to Marina?” Marina blinked, the fog of memories and laughter lifting at the voice of the attending on-call and the surrounding sounds of the hospital. “What?” Dr. Li frowned at her. “Are you okay?…

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2020

    14 Ways to Say I Love You

    by Jessica Polanco ’21 I love you. I hate you. I want to hear your voice. Shut up. Hug me. Don’t touch me. Come over. Stay away. Kiss me. Don’t kiss me. We make a good team. I’m better without…

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2020

    Love Limericks

    Short and Sweet by Sarah Heavren ’21 Master of the cleverest pun, You make all the boring things fun. I hope you know And that I show You’re loved by a certain someone. Staycation by Samantha Pellman ’20 What do…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2020

    Fast Fiction: Dream First Date

    In six words or less write a story about your dream first date… Go! Only us drowned in candlelight. by Grace O’Connor ’22   A good laugh…all I need. by Erin Venuti ’20   Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Disney+, and……

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2020

    A Real Galentine’s Day

    by Samantha Pellman ’20 It’s a Friday night at 6 p.m. The sky is dark already The air is cold. To us it’s just a Friday night But to others it’s the most romantic day of the year. We don’t…

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2020

    Below, a guide for writing a love poem to your sweetheart (or boogabear, snookems, or tootsie wootsie)

    by Sam Ward ’21 To better understand love and its treasures, You must first reexamine your loyalty to vices. You are not ready to love unless you take the right measures. Would you keep caffeine in the A.M. if Starbucks…

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  • Comics and Drawings | Feb.14, 2020

    Personal Space

    by Mark Fairchild ’20

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2020

    Listomania: How to make someone fall in love with you

    Stand outside their dorm room with a boombox Leave them on open on Snapchat DM their ex on Instagram Take them out to Ray Photoshop them into pictures with you Bring them chicken nuggets on Thursday Go to the chapel…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2020

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I just found out that my significant other is allergic to every single flower known to man and hates all chocolate (I promise she’s fun!), and CVS has nothing else that is Valentine’s Day related. What…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2020

    Friartire: Showing How You Really Feel

    by Lil Wit ’21 The mushiest, most lovey-dovey, better-not-be-alone-because-that-sucks day of the year (unless you want to be conventional and remember that this day is actually the feast day for a saint who was martyred for the sake of spreading…

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