June 20, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I am alone on Valentine’s Day as per usual. What should I do to treat myself on this very special holiday? Woefully, Lonely Luke   Dearest Lonely Luke, I remember my first lonely Valentine’s Day like…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    Listomania: Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Crush

    I Googled how to slow dance You smell different when you’re awake You remind me of (insert family member here) We would make cute kids together You look better than usual I love you (#thankunext) I get sweaty when I…

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2019

    Love Advice Haikus

    Love Advice Haikus   Flowers, lovers, greed. Never had it but a dream. Smoked, woked, make believe. by Jay Willett ’20   If you are unsure with what to do. Trust yourself, And follow your heart. by Sarah Kirchner ’21…

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  • Comics and Drawings | Feb.14, 2019

    Chuckleheadz: The Most Exciting Cartoon Yet!

    by Mark Fairchild ’20

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  • Portfolio | Feb.14, 2019

    The Third Outing

    by Erin Lucey ’20 February 14, 2014 Dear Diary, Today will be my third time leaving the comfort of my cozy yet dreary, constantly bustling yet lonely hospital room since I moved in four months ago. I only really leave…

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2019

    El Refresco De Un Cariño

    by Jessica Polanco ’20 To survive a little longer, Gather all of the ingredients That bring you life. Set the stove at a low temperature, Place the smallest pot above it with A small amount of precipitation. Once it all…

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  • Portfolio | Feb.14, 2019

    The Language of Love

    by Julia Zygiel ’19 In the soft dew of morning’s twilight, when birds and beetles silently meditate for a fraction of a second, I love you. In the subtle crinkle of your not-yet-crow’s feet winking at me, and the scent…

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  • Poetry | Feb.14, 2019

    Gone For Valentine’s Day

    by Sarah Kirchner ’21 It was supposed to be a better day A day of love and a feeling of happiness But then he disappeared. He left me alone for another girl. Days were spent being each other’s. Together we…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    What Does ___________ Mean?: The Roving Love Dictionary

    What Does ___________ Mean?: The Roving Love Dictionary What does Love mean to you? Love is seeing past the cracks, the missing acts, and the backbreaking tax of loving someone else. You don’t fall in love, you choose to love.…

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  • Parody | Feb.14, 2019

    I Like Meat Better: A Carnivorous Parody to “I Like Me Better” by Lauv

    by Sarah Heavren ’21 To be wanting some grub in New York City To not know where to go but know I want food that will be good and tasty To be wanting some grub in New York City Midnight…

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