Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m planning a date with my girlfriend this weekend, but neither of us know Providence very well. You two have been here for a while—any ideas on where we could have a fun night out? Sincerely, Looking for Love (and Food) Dear Looking for Love, For a romantic evening, […]
Built a New Dorm Renovated Aquinas Paid Adjuncts Exterminated Mice Spent More on Lawn Care Built a Petting Zoo Spent More Money on Student Health Updated The Cowl Office Brought in Edible Food Fixed Utilities in General Created More Student Parking Cloned Kris Dunn Built a Zipline to Downtown Providence Bought More Treadmills Literally Anything […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I ordered my books from the bookstore yesterday, but they’re on backorder. I need them for the first week and have no friends. What do I do?!?! Sincerely, Not-A-Bookworm Dear Not-A-Bookworm, First off, I am very confused as to why you having no friends has anything to do with […]
What is the best way to bribe my Civ professor? Why is there no sauce on Ray pizza? Can I still pass if I don’t do any of the reading? Who is Thomas Aquinas? Where is Slahvin* Lawn? How do I tell my roommate he’s being too loud with a girl? What is an RA? […]
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Dear Tiff and Earl, What are your summer/life plans? Sincerely, Your Concerned Aunt Mary-Jo What am I doing for the summer/the rest of my life? To quote the inspirational Kevin Malone, ’’I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.’’ But more seriously, I will be here, […]
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Dear Tiff and Earl, My boyfriend is cheating on me with my best friend— what do I do? On the one hand I love my boyfriend and I love my best friend, but on the other hand I want to murder them both. I am very conflicted. Sincerely, The so-called “girlfriend” -Tiffany Go with your […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, Who is Rae Sremmurd? Sincerely, I thought I was hip enough to know, but turns out I am not and am now the laughing stock of my friend group and not just my immediate friend group, but the sort of satellite groups as well. Easy. That’s Ray Romano’s stage name. […]