February 24, 2018

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do professors make us print so much? I shouldn’t be out of PC Prints before midterms! Sincerely, Low on Ink (and Patience)   Dear Low on Ink, Here’s a tip: just don’t print any of…

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  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Listomania: Sports We Wish Were Held At The Winter Olympics

    Jacuzzi Diving Hibernating Ice Cream Scooping Snowman Building Dog Sledding Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks Hot Chocolate Drinking Layering Clothes Shoveling Ice Fishing Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes Ice Sculpting Karaoke

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  • Poetry | Feb.15, 2018

    The World

    by David Martineau ’18   You grow on me like a coat of fur, but offer me no warmth. And sometimes all I would like to do is shave you off, But I cannot, for you are my children.  …

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  • Poetry | Feb.15, 2018

    The Empty Crowded Room

    by Marelle Hipolito ’21   Dear boy in this crowded room, Do I dare sit next to you? Will you pause your video, and say hi Or will you refuse me a second of your time?   Dear girl in…

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  • Poetry | Feb.15, 2018

    Snow

    by Erin Lucey ’20   Snowflakes fall from the generous sky, Blanketing the grateful ground with their grace and charm. They cover each fear, they hide every regret, they mask every drop of pain, and reveal only the sparkle of…

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  • Portfolio | Feb.15, 2018

    Stuck In A Crime Scene

    by Sam Pellman ’20   It was closing time. The gates were starting to be secured and locked up. Our group had split up about halfway through, but it would be fine, we’d meet up with them outside the car.…

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  • Portfolio | Feb.15, 2018

    A Brother’s Love

    by Marisa Gonzalez ’18   The war raged on, and Henry was in the middle of it. Guns exploded. Smoke filled the air, and Henry’s vision was cut off. His father always warned him about going out into the war…

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  • Portfolio | Feb.15, 2018

    Don’t Fear The Reaper

    by Marisa DelFarno ’18   There is nowhere to hide from death. This is the administration’s motto. How did this become their motto? Short answer—overpopulation. Every three years, the population kept creeping over another billion. Another three years would go…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My girlfriend wants to go out for nice dinner on Valentine’s Day, but I’m set on going to the PC vs. Villanova game.  She’s not really a fan of basketball.  How should I bring up this…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Listomania: Things Our Exes Have Sent Us For Valentine’s Day

    Baked Alaska Anthrax Feral Cats Raw Chicken A Picture of Their New Partner A Guide to Shaving Your Legs Old Clothes Molotov Cocktails Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on Blu-Ray A Manuscript of a Novel About the Relationship Breath Mints…

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