September 26, 2020

Posts from "Portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Nov.19, 2015

    Wanderlust

    by Abby Johnston ’17 Portfolio Staff Home is where the heart is, or so That vague saying goes. So now, mine would be in parts, In thoughts with ones it knows. One, a family most dear, But fledglings fly the…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.19, 2015

    Listomania: Things Heard on Campus

    “She’s like a seven, but she smells so nice all the time, so she’s like a nine.” “She can start a blog.” “LASER JESUS!!!!!” “No pants until it snows.” “Hail Satan, right?” (nudge nudge) “They tell us of sugar free bubble…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.19, 2015

    Tiff & Earl: Commuter Probs

    Disclaimer: The Tiffany & Earl feature is a satirized account of Providence College. Both the question and answers are purely works of fiction. Tiffany & Earl are anti-heroes whose comments ultimately satirize the stereotypes they each represent. Dear Tiff & Earl,…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.12, 2015

    21-Year-Old Child

    by Joey Aiello ’17 Portfolio Staff Eric: Do you know what you want to do after college yet? Andrew: No, are you kidding? Eric: Dude, we’re graduating in like a year and a half—you have to have some idea, at…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.12, 2015

    If We…

    by Jose Martinez ’16 Asst. Portfolio Editor The waitress set their mochas down on the table and asked them if they were absolutely sure they didn’t want any food. “Didn’t you say you wanted a waffle or two?” she reminded…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.12, 2015

    Pocket Poems, Series 3

    I float on a wave as the rain falls down The pale grey calm all around by Abby Johnston ’17 Portfolio Staff Ineffable Paint Him with the brush strokes of thought; Numerous your tools, Infinite your palate: Yet know that…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.12, 2015

    On Being Torn Asunder

    by Jonathan Coppe ’18 Portfolio Staff A sort of love song I will write, A kind that breaks not from a heart Illumined with a glorious light But from a heart oppressed with one Sweet agony of love. To see…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.12, 2015

    Listomania: Reasons to Participate in No-Shave November

    Testosterone To Make a Beard Flower Crown To Save Old Food for Later Pants Facewarmer An Excuse to Wear Cute Leggings To Be Soft and Fuzzy Armpit Hair is Actually Healthy* Dwarven Braids Companion to the Man-Bun To Look Like…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.12, 2015

    Tiff & Earl: Bio-chem You Not?

    Disclaimer: The Tiffany & Earl feature is a satirized account of Providence College. Both the question and answers are purely works of fiction. Tiffany & Earl are anti-heroes whose comments ultimately satirize the stereotypes they each represent. Dear Tiffany and Earl,…

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  • Portfolio | Nov.05, 2015

    Trick or Treat

    by David Martineau ’18 Portfolio Staff Halloween was over, but Liam Johnson’s excitement had only just begun. Sitting on the rug in his living room, still wearing his Darth Vader costume, seven-year-old Liam was rifling through his massive bag of…

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