Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your ideal fall date? -Hungry for love not pumpkins Dear Forever Starving for Love, My ideal fall date would be jumping in bug-infested piles of leaves and getting pumpkin guts all over me while carving scary faces into them. Fall is just my favorite season, can’t you tell? Ugh, […]
A picture of my undercooked chicken “Cheating on Ray with Take3” A picture of my own cooking “Where’s the hot chocolate?” A picture of Dot looking sad at the changes in Ray A face-swapped picture with the cockroach sitting next to me A picture of my secret Tupperware full of stolen food A picture of […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, My friends convinced me to download Tinder. How do I make sure people swipe right? -Hopefully Funny, but Also Kinda Ugly Dear Ugly and Kinda Funny, Isn’t it obvious? Get a pic of Bradley Cooper and catfish them! You and I both know that the only “rights” your face would get […]
My mozz sticks got cold. Um, I’m kind of…stuck. In the flame. My syllabus says that Tuesday is a Monday schedule. I called Fix-It two months ago and they still haven’t come. A squirrel jumped out of a trash can just to stare at me. My professor just said “semester-long group projects.” I saw Friar […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, What should I do to make this semester my best one yet? Sincerely, Thirsty for Knowledge Dear Thirsty for Knowledge, Buy all your textbooks, binders, and Five Star notebooks from the bookstore for all your classes. Organize your desk real nice with a Providence College calendar, pens and pencils, and […]
Driving Five Hours to See College Friends Broken AC Units Paying to Park at the Beach Sharing the Car with Your Siblings Spending All of Your Free Time with Your Parents Working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. for Minimum Wage Seeing Everyone You Tried to Avoid in High School Having Different Days Off Than Your […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I only have $10 left on my card; how do I make it through finals week without starving? Sincerely, Will Do Things For Money Dear Penniless Person, You starve. I know that’s tough to hear, but that may be what you have to do!! Because if you’re anything like me, […]
Hottest Friars Best PC Bathroom Graffiti Ways To Cheat On Your DWC Exam Athletes We Would Date Most Useless Majors Places To Hide Stolen Cowls Ways To Avoid Parietals Schools Better Than PC Worst Things You Can Find In A Bathroom Sink Reasons Why Boys Break Ceiling Tiles How To Break Into Alumni On A […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I don’t have any grad schools or job prospects lined up. What do I do? Sincerely, Failing At Life Dear Failing At Life, Lol. And you think I do? I decided that all I want in life is a Range Rover, the ability to send my kids to a very […]
Look at the Torch Adopt a Goldfish Make a Fort Out of Our Books Clear Out Our Netflix Watchlists Contemplate Mortality Remember How Easy We Had It As Freshmen Clean Our Rooms Watch Dog Videos Dump Bugs in Ray Food Go Outside…For Fun Watch Bella Thorne Movies Read The Cowl Obsess About Our Nonexistent Futures […]