Mook the Statie

by Portfolio Co-Editor on October 18, 2018


Comics and Drawings


by Mark Fairchild ’20

Boston man speaks to Mook the moose. Mook got a job as a Statie, and is talking about his first case of finding a Jane Doe (an actual doe) killed by the side of the road. The punchline is that the doe's husband is gonna be "ticked" when he finds out.

Boston Maze

by Portfolio Co-Editor on October 4, 2018


Comics and Drawings


a Boston man sits on his couch, talking to his friend on the phone. The friend is taking a late train, and the joke is that all the trains are late because it's Boston and getting from the South End to the North End is nearly impossible. Also, there's a talking moose.

Brake for Moose

by Portfolio Co-Editor on September 27, 2018


Comics and Drawings


by Mark Fairchild ’20

two men driving in a car, talking with thick Boston accents and showing stereotypical New Englander characteristics (dirty car, lots of dunkin donuts paraphenalia). They almost crash into a moose sitting in the middle of the road, so they pull over. The driver asks if the moose is trying to kill them, but it points to a roadside sign that says "brake for moose," and replies that it's allowed to take a break