Dear Tiff and Earl,
I’m feeling very overwhelmed, how do you de-stress?
Everything hurts and I’m dying
Stress cannot be relieved; your only chance is the sweet release of death. That, or a full body massage.
Go to Colorado, they have a really great remedy for stress there. Skiing. Skiing is fantastic in Colorado. Massachusetts has skiing too, but real skiing enthusiasts make the pilgrimmage to Colorado for the best experience.