Tiffany & Earl

by The Cowl Editor on March 23, 2017


Dear Tiff and Earl,

I’m feeling very overwhelmed, how do you de-stress?


Everything hurts and I’m dying


Stress cannot be relieved; your only chance is the sweet release of death. That, or a full body massage.



Go to Colorado, they have a really great remedy for stress there. Skiing. Skiing is fantastic in Colorado. Massachusetts has skiing too, but real skiing enthusiasts make the pilgrimmage to Colorado for the best experience.