by The Cowl Editor on August 31, 2017
Features
What is the best way to bribe my Civ professor?
Why is there no sauce on Ray pizza?
Can I still pass if I don’t do any of the reading?
Who is Thomas Aquinas?
Where is Slahvin* Lawn?
How do I tell my roommate he’s being too loud with a girl?
What is an RA?
So, like, do we have a curfew?
Wait, I have to do four semesters of Civ?
Why doesn’t Ruane Café take Starbucks gift cards?
Why does Dunkin’ close so early on Fridays?
Are the bars strict?
Are we allowed to go to Dunkin’?
Wait, where are we meeting?
*spelled as pronounced