Listomania: Things PC Could’ve Done Instead of a Torch

by The Cowl Editor on September 14, 2017


Built a New Dorm

Renovated Aquinas

Paid Adjuncts

Exterminated Mice

Spent More on Lawn Care

Built a Petting Zoo

Spent More Money on Student Health

Updated The Cowl Office

Brought in Edible Food

Fixed Utilities in General

Created More Student Parking

Cloned Kris Dunn

Built a Zipline to Downtown Providence

Bought More Treadmills

Literally Anything Else