by The Cowl Editor on September 21, 2017
Dear Tiff and Earl,
Should I take the GREs? If so, how do I prepare for them?
Forever an Undergrad
Dear Forever an Undergrad,
I’ve been so swamped with homework and life and friends and the missing Cowls that I haven’t even had time to breathe, so my future is something I just haven’t had a chance to think about.
Therefore, why would I waste my time worrying about your future? If you’ve taken the time to ask whether or not you should take the GREs, then take them.
I would have offered advice about anything—what to wear on a Thursday night at Whiskey’s, what I think about the moldy grilled cheeses in Ray, how much toilet paper we should use to TP the torch. Why would you waste my precious time with a question that is just… boring?
Good luck with the test you were obviously going to take even if I said not to,
Hmmm…GREs…I definitely can’t recommend Giant Rotten Eggplants. However, I’m always hip to a Gangster Rubbery Encyclopedia. Whatever you do, never, NEVER, forget to Glamorize Rapscallion Echidnas.
-Garish Relatable Earl