Listomania: Christmas Gifts for Your Haters

by The Cowl Editor on December 8, 2017


A Snowball-ed House

Blockbuster/Borders Gift Certificates

The Torch (as a Plushie, a Keychain, a Decal…You Name It)

Figgy Pudding


Feral Cats

A Bag of Flaming Poop

A Restraining Order

Spray-On Hair

Re-Gifted Presents

A Gym Membership

A Slap in the Face

A Six-Pack of Deodorant

A Bella Thorne Poster

Unsolicited Eggplant Pics

Tickets to Fyre Festival

An Extra Semester of Civ

A Sears Coupon